You’ve seen the Siri commercial with John Malkovich, right? Of course you have. Well, you know about the aristocrats (Not Safe For Life), right? Yes, you are a well rounded denizen of the Internet. Well, it’s time to see what happens when the surreal non-joke meets up with the brand new commercial featuring everyone’s favorite surreal non-actor.

That’s right, Siri is telling the ‘Vich a modified version of the aristocrats. It’s probably safe for work (why aren’t you working?), but your mind might need a good bleach bath afterwards.