Apparently kids aren’t as enthralled with the Moon as they once were. Goodnight, Moon has been replaced with Goodnight, iPad. We kid you not.

You can now purchase the parody “Goodnight, iPad” on Amazon for $10.17 USD. The book is available in hardcover, so it’s slobber safe, just in case you were wondering. Sadly, the book doesn’t come with an audio version read by Christopher Walken. Although, if someone made that a reality, I’d gladly pay for it.