WTF. You Probably Don’t Want This Umbilical Cord iPhone Cable

This just showed up in my email. The only thing I could think was, “WTF, who’d want this thing.” Designed to actually move like an umbilical cord, who the hells knows what that means, this thing is probably the most messed up iPhone cable I’ve come across. I’ve seen a lot of messed up, but this is right out of the bizarre.

Also, why the hell did you click through to this post? I warned you.