Party Like A Jackass Oil Baron With This Solid Gold iPhone 5S

You have to really love gold to enjoy the added weight of goldifying your iPhone 5S, but I assure you, people are actually doing it. You don’t have to be bathing in ludicrous amounts of oil money to get your hands on this all gold iPhone 5S. Nope, you just have to spend an absurd amount of money instead.

You should probably make sure you don’t need the $3,300 it’ll cost you for the phone before you drain your savings account and give up your health insurance.

The fine, albeit slightly maladjusted, folks at GoldGenie have given the iPhone 5S a bath in gold, platinum, and rose gold, and I have to say it looks a lot better than the gold 70s tech-edition offering directly from Apple.

Don’t fret though, there’s more to this giant price tag than an iPhone. Thank god. You also get:

  • Luxury Cherry Oak Finish Box
  • iPhone 5s Edition
  • Apple Earphones with Remote and Mic
  • Dock Connector to USB Cable
  • USB Power Adapter
  • Documentation
  • Total Body Protection full bodyInstalled by master craftsmen at Goldgenie

Where do I sign up, and how the hell do I affiliate link this thing? One of our readers has to be loaded, right?

Joshua is the Content Marketing Manager at BuySellAds. He’s also the founder of And since all that doesn’t quite give him enough content to wrangle, he’s also a technology journalist in his spare time, with bylines at PCWorld, Macworld… Full Bio