If Angry Birds can make millions, why can’t this nice little gem called Angry Turds? In the first game you fling birds at pigs, but in Angry Turds you throw poop at evil explorers. I’m not joking.

You might think that I’m pulling your leg this fine Monday morning, but I assure you, Angry Turds is real and available on the App Store for $0.99. The game, should you go looking for it, is actually called Angry T*rds.

So here’s the million dollar question: how did Apple let this one through the App Store process? The game isn’t exactly covert in its objective. The description reads:

The evil explorers have stolen all the monkey babies and it’s up to you to save them! There is only one way to stop them, throw some t**ds! With your arsenal of t**ds, coconuts, poop bombs and bananas you must defeat the explorers.

I’m pretty sure that’s as straight forward as they come these days.

If you enjoy flinging turds at men in hats, you’re going to want to download this one before Apple yanks it from the App Store.

Personally, I’m going pass.