If you want to show off your Star Wars fandom while adding functionality to your desk, the Darth Vader USB hub is for you. This four-port USB hub is shaped like Darth Vader’s helmet and even makes a Vader-esque breathing noise whenever you plug-in a USB device. Or, if you feel the need to hear Darth on demand, you can do so by pressing the button on the device’s base. I find your lack of USB hardware disturbing.


Purchase your Darth Vader USB hub here for $25.