Top Five Journalist Types Covering Today’s iPhone 5S/5C Apple Event

The keynote is over, and the chips have fallen. Apple’s released brand new phones (iPhone 5S, and iPhone 5C). Say what you want about those devices, we’re a little preoccupied with the different types of coverage we’re seeing from journalists covering the event.

In fact, here’s the five types of journalists you’ll see today covering Apple’s iPhone 5C and 5S event. It’s amazing just how accurate a story you can tell in GIFs. So please excuse me while you read, I’ll be in the corner crying.

Type One: The Hipster Journo Who Knows Better Than The CEO…


Type Two: Can’t Show I’m Excited Because “Journalist” Journo


Type Three:  An Actual, Real-life Journalist


Type Four: Screw It, I Can’t Control Myself Journo


Type Five: The Wasn’t Invited Blogger-Journalist (incl. the Macgasm team)


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