The noise you hear so faintly in the distance is the sound of Apple’s lawyers about to burst out of their cage. A brand spanking new Steve Jobs action figure is about to hit the inter web in late November.

The fine folks at Legend Toys have managed to announce the ultra-realistic dolls and get pretty close to release without hearing from Apple’s lawyers about it yet. The doll has New Balance sneakers, it’s 12-inches small, and there’s two different models: 70s rebel Jobs, and 80s suit Jobs.

I’m not sure what else to say outside of get your credit cards ready, because these things will be off the market pretty quickly once the “Hounds of Cupertino” catch wind of it.

The Young Steve Jobs action figure will set you back $149.99.