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Corey is a syndicated cartoonist, comedy writer and fabled alter-ego of the Fake Rockstar He's also a regular contributor to the humor site Drink at Work.com and Mad Magazine. Corey likes whiskey, dogs and pie. His guitar is a Fender Telecaster. Every part of his life is run on a Mac. EVERY part.

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Forsaken

Thursday, January 7, 2010

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January 27th, 2010: Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, San Francisco, CA Hundreds have gathered in anticipation of the latest holy offering from the mighty JOBS. The congregation is dressed down in their usual worship garb of black mock-turtlenecks, jeans and several VIP lanyards hanging from their necks. This pre-mass time is a comfortable and happy [...]

Facebook 3.0 app for iPhone/iPod Touch satisfies my OCD.

Friday, August 28, 2009

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Facebook and Twitter have become necessary evils of the 21st century. If I don’t check my Twitter feed and FB updates more than 16,453 times a day, I feel hollow inside. It’s a disease, it’s wonderful, it’s awful and it allows our parents to pry like never before. So when I bought my iPod Touch, the [...]

Appl’d

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

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Cable TV. Yeah, I saw the flinching, I heard the groans. We all know and hate the stereotypes… The long hours waiting for installation, billing cycles based on the Mayan calendar, customer service from mighty Lucifer and pricing courtesy of the mafia. I’ve never felt good about cable, and now digital cable and digital cable HD…. And [...]

Funny From Anywhere

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

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Hey, Macgazmos! How are things? Have you seen the new iPhone 3GS? A compass? My God, the thing’s a witch! Me, I’d love one, but the dogs need to eat and peanut butter doesn’t grow on trees.. Well, actually… ANYWAY, I’m broke, so I’m sticking with my iPod touche. I don’t like talking on the phone anyway, [...]

iMacabaseballotopia

Sunday, May 17, 2009

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Greetings, my rosey-cheeked electronic fruit whores! I’m back. So where has this Fake Rockstar been? I can’t say specifically, but I can divulge that it involved a tavern of locals, two pigs, a Ford F-250 with deluxe towing package and smelling salts. Let your imagination run wild, you ruby red legions of ‘different’. ANYWAY, why am I [...]

Hello, I’m iNsane

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

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Hello and huzzah, Macgasmites! Macgasmers?… Anyway, hi. I’m Corey Pandolph. Some of you may know me from my wildly successful run as TV’s only twelve year old Astronaut. Others may be familiar with my many comic strips in newspapers around the globe. The rest of you I probably owe money to, so just be patient. [...]