Facebook brings Timeline to iOS, fails to remove the suck

December 19, 2011

Mac News

Facebook Timeline screenshot on iOSFacebook’s opened up their new Timeline profile styling to the whole world, and as usual, no one really likes it. Rather quick on the uptake, this time, it’s also rolled out the new Timeline to iOS within the week, with version 4.1 of Facebook for iOS.

What’s new

Yay! Timeline! You can see a snippet of mine on my iPhone above. What’s odd is that it looks strikingly similar to my new favorite app, Path, who beat them to the release punch by about 3 weeks. If you haven’t installed it on your phone, go do it. Right now. I’ll wait right here.


Path Screenshot on iOSPretty interesting, eh? I’m not pointing fingers at anyone for copying, and I’m not going to try to hide who I think does it better (Path), I just thought I’d point it out.

Among other neat new stuff is the ability to see and use your friend lists, if you have them, and the ability to see your subscribers, if you’re famous like I am.

What’s missing

iPad support! There’s nothing that irks me more than an app that offers an inconsistent experience across devices. This has bothered me ever since we got new new Twitter, and it bugged me for years that Facebook didn’t make an iPad app. It’s really not that hard, developers, for the love of all holiness, PLEASE make your apps universal and consistent.

Overall, I feel very ho-hum about this update. It’s got Timeline support, something I don’t really care about. I was psyched when they announced it, but it looks like it will take a lot of work to get mine to look as awesome as the Zuck’s did when he demoed at f8, work that I really don’t want to have to do. Zach Holman had a good bit to say on the subject, and I agree completely.

How do you feel about Timeline? Yell at me in the comments. I’d love to hear what you have to say.

About Corey Woodcox

I'm a full-time web developer, part-time hacker and a closet Apple Fanboy. I switched from Windows about 5 years ago, and I only look back when distant relatives need tech support. If I don't have an Apple product on my person, you can safely assume the world will shortly come to an end.

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Its the end for me. I rarely ever post pictures or status updates and only have a few people from highschool on there anyway. I am not putting up with this invasion and pressure to amass hundreds of 'friends' and post photos and updates to this stupid timeline. It is so easy for people to stalk your profile now. stuff them. I was happy the way it was before and tolerated it, but this is the end and I will be deleting the account. Not like there aren't other forms of communication available anyway, email and phone aint going nowhere.

FUCCCCCCCKK THE NEW DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT TIMELINE ! WHEN IS THIS SHIT GONNA END IF ITS A TIMELINE ! EAT BOOBS FACEDICK !

Wait, isn't eating boobs a positive thing for some? You may need a better alias. Just sayin' ;-)

My thoughts exactly. It's one of my favourite pastimes :)

you ugly ! this shit aint cute / you bitches

YOUR FUCKING TIMELINE RUINED MY LIFE ! YOU ASSHOLES ! FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS ! THAT STUPID SHIT IS UGLY ! IMA LEAVEEEE FACEBOOK & NEVER COME BACK ! FUCCCCCCK YOU ! YOU IMIBECILS ! YOU BITCHES ! 

I just deleted my Facebook due to this invasive, lack of privacy, stupid update.

I don't really see a use for Path Timeline inside Facebook.
The way it's implemented on the site had me going "Holy crap that's MySpace. DEVIL BEGONE!"

I suppose it's not for me, but it feels taped-on, on the iPhone and on the site itself; even for Facebook's standards.

The whole Timeline concept is cool, but it feels out of place in Facebook, it's true. If someone were to build it with the Graph API as a separate app or something, maybe it could find a place, but I hate that I have to switch my whole profile to it.

development and release are two different things. the author is not accusing facebook of copying anything- he is merely stating that their competition came out with a similar service earlier than they did.

Timeline has been available for facebook developers for months now, so u can't accuse them of copying path