Apple Odd Stuff: The WTF Edition (slightly NSFW)

OK, most of these Apple Odd Stuff posts have been fairly tame. I actually have owned one or two items in each post. Not so with this post. I am proud to say I don’t own anything here. So, was there a big demand for an iPhone case that looks like your ear? Creep-eeeeeee.

Apple Voodoo Doll

While this isn’t naughty, it is weird. Do you need an Apple Voodoo doll? Oh, maybe this is for the Android Fanbois? Now that I said ANDROID, will they find us in their Google Alerts and flame me?

RIP Mighty Mouse

This was by far the weirdest thing I found. Why? I can easily say I’ve never had a tiny memorial for a Mighty Mouse that died. Never. I don’t know if I’ve ever even been sad.

I Need an Extra Hand

I have no words for this iPhone case that comes complete with an extra hand. None.

iToast

So lasering Steve Jobs onto a piece of toast has to make you a bit crazy, right? Actually, buying a lasered image of Steve Jobs on a piece of toast that has been spray varnished so it doesn’t mold for $20 is probably the tipping point on crazy.

TP Charging Dock

This just struck me as “yucky” but I soon realized that a ton of you take your iDevices to the bathroom. Still, the thought that you might be in there long enough to need a charging dock is still wrong.

WARNING, POSSIBLY NSFW

Ummmmmmm. Holy crap it’s testicles on an iPhone case. I would love it if someone could tell me why this was needed. I’ve never once said, “Hey, you know what would make this iPhone case WAY BETTER??? Balls!”. Because this is so stellar, I will provide you with some extra fancy pics from their website (with my own personal commentary btw).

Seriously, you have to go to the site and see all their photos. Awkward shots of men with this case as well.

I’m sorry if this is offensive to anyone but COME ON. I’m going to go ahead and go shower now.

Hope you like my finds or at least found them entertaining. If you come across anything that makes you say WTF and think it is worthy of being considered for this “Odd Apple Stuff” series, shoot me an email at marilyn@macgasm.net and we’ll feature it!

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