Cydia store will be AWESOME if you like crap apps that crash your phone.

Cydia might be creating a new iPhone store, but unless my jailbroken iPhone stops acting like crap every time I jailbreak it, I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.  Sure Apple’s draconian laws that govern the rules of creation for developers are lame, but at least the don’t severely mess up my phone when I install the applications they offer in the app store.  Can Cydia say the same thing?  I highly doubt that they will be making sure these applications don’t severely retard our phones.  The last thing I need is to be told a Starbucks is just around the corner, only to find out that it’s a dead end street and the address on the map is actually in another town–oh wait, that’s already happened.

Or how about having my phone fail to actually access wifi connections. Oh, that’s happening already too.  I could list a whole damn slew of really shitty things that have happened to my iPhone since my last jailbreak, but I honestly don’t feel like rehashing the emotions that I felt over the weekend while stranded in a foreign city desperately trying to find myself a Starbucks.

I guess the point I’m trying to make here is that I need stability first and foremost.  Once the fine haking crew that gives us our jailbreaking apps can get that all straightened out for me, then I’ll consider paying for applications from an alternative source, but until then, I won’t be jailbreaking my phone any time in the near future.  Tethering my phone to my Macbook Pro isn’t enough incentive considering the giant piece of crap my phone turned into after jailbreaking it.

Sure, Apple’s pissed at Cydia, and will likely badger the hell out of them legally to shut the whole thing down, but in my opinion not too many people will jump ship like that, and if they do, it’s only a matter of time before the return themselves to jail, without passing go as soon as possible.  The incentive to jailbreak is great in theory, but just like experimenting in college, it’s only a matter of time before we return to  our boring middle-middle class lifestyles.

The competition for the App Store is excellent, but there’s way too many questions that need answering before I jump on the Cydia bandwagon.  Don’t do it, I’m begging you.

  • Justin

    Oh you are so right and I love your article!! I spent days trying to downgrade my 4.o Ipad software to 3.12 so I could jailbreak it only to fail misserably about 30 times and I am just giving up. I wanted to at least see if you could really ut cracked apps on the cydia software and I ran into so much F*ck*ng hassle I would never consider it again. Every youtube video I watched happened to ell me about 3/4 of the way in “OH BY THE WAY” this no longer works, or this web site has been shut down or these friggin idiots act like everyone knows how they whip through their nudy wallpapered pages to impress us all at how much they can pimp their page out. It’s the most pathetic display of my wanger is bigger than yours and I got brain power so great even God could not figure out how I have done what I have. I’m like you I will return to what the phone was made to do make calls mostly do some texting, and pay for a few apps worth paying for!!! And the Hell with Cydia and JailBreaking and Unlocking and the whole pile of SHIT!!! ou want a differnt carrier go by a differen’t phone but dont set there and spend your whole day explaining to me why you have to Jailbreak and why it is so much better. I hope APPLE shuts them all down and makes them all grow the hell up. Do you know how many of the idiots on you tube have to flash the Hey whats up homie gang sign let me break the 411 down for you? Please screw them. ANd the friggin numerous kids with nothing better to do than make videos they have no clue how a computer evn works. I Know PC’s and am learning macs for about 3 years now. I don’t need a supercomputer phone to do what my computer does!!! Give me a break and get a damn life you slacker group of looser rejects!!! Get a Job or a life!!!